The Twelve Doctors (sorta...) of Christmas

[ninedaysaqueen]

Title: The Twelve Doctors (sorta...) of Christmas

Author: ninedaysaqueen


Disclaimer: No ownership of Doctor Who is claimed or implied. The Doctor, in all his glory, will always belong to the BBC.

I'm not sure who this song belongs to, but I know it's not me!

Rating: G/K

Genre: Parody/Humor/CRACK

Word Count: 400

Summary: You may've heard of the twelve days of Christmas but what about the twelve doctors?

Author's Notes: Written for the banana_crackeri as a fill for the song lyric crack-fic challenge.

There are more parodies of this song then there are Doctors to count them, but it's almost Christmas time and I couldn't help myself! You can listen to the song HERE.

Enjoy the corniness!




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On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A sonic and some nice tea.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two bad hairstyles,
And a sonic and some nice tea.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three dorky neckties,
Two bad hairstyles,
And a sonic and some nice tea.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four awful scarves,
Three dorky neckties,
Two bad hairstyles,
And a sonic and some nice tea.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five C-e-l-e-r-i-e-s,
Four awful scarves,
Three dorky neckties
Two bad hairstyles,
And a sonic and some nice tea.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six collars flapping,
Five C-e-l-e-r-i-e-s,
Four awful scarves,
Three dorky neckties,
Two bad hairstyles,
And a sonic and some nice tea.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven 'brellas flying,
Six collars flapping,
Five C-e-l-e-r-i-e-s,
Four awful scarves,
Three dorky neckties,
Two bad hairstyles,
And a sonic and some nice tea.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight bow ties tying,
Seven 'brellas flying,
Six collars flapping,
Five C-e-l-e-r-i-e-s,
Four awful scarves,
Three dorky neckties,
Two bad hairstyles,
And a sonic and some nice tea.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine Doctors dancing,
Eight bow ties tying,
Seven 'brellas flying,
Six collars flapping,
Five C-e-l-e-r-i-e-s,
Four awful scarves,
Three dorky neckties,
Two bad hairstyles,
And a sonic and some nice tea.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten Time Lords leaping,
Nine Doctors dancing,
Eight bow ties tying,
Seven 'brellas flying,
Six collars flapping,
Five C-e-l-e-r-i-e-s,
Four awful scarves,
Three dorky neckties
Two bad hairstyles,
And a sonic and some nice tea.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleventh Doctor Fezs,
Ten Time Lords leaping,
Nine Doctors dancing,
Eight bow ties tying,
Seven 'brellas flying,
Six collars flapping,
Five C-e-l-e-r-i-e-s
Four awful scarves,
Three dorky neckties
Two bad hairstyles,
And a sonic and some nice tea.


On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve Masters drumming,
Eleventh Doctor Fezs,
Ten Time Lords leaping,
Nine Doctors dancing,
Eight bow ties tying,
Seven 'brellas flying,
Six collars flapping,
Five C-e-l-e-r-i-e-s,
Four awful scarves,
Three dorky neckties,
Two bad hairstyles,
And a sonic and some nice tea.

Comments

[timelord1.livejournal.com]

I love it!!!!!! So awesome! I sang the Five CELERIES!!!! Out lout every time I got to it hee hee!!!!! Fantastic!

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

Daahhaaa! Thank you! FIVE CELERIES is my favorite part too!

May or may not have gotten her own parody stuck in her head, and suddenly found herself singing FIVE CELERIES while doing dishes. Keh... :P

[styromgalleries.livejournal.com]

How cute! I laughed when I got to "Nine Doctors dancing."

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

Heh... Thanks, Audrey! Did you see my The Master Went Down to Utopia parody?

And quite the dancer he is! :D

[emraldeyedauter.livejournal.com]

Hee, adore this. I love fics that include all the doctors especially in humourous ways. There is another fic over at Teaspoon by ninewood with a similar theme. Think you may enjoy that one too http://www.whofic.com/viewstory.php?sid=34460

[ninedaysaqueen.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Heh... XD That was adorable. I especially like the part in which they threaten to regenerate Eleven in order to get twelve doctors!