Doctor Who - Rose Tyler and the Chocolate TARDIS

Title: Rose Tyler and the Chocolate TARDIS

Author: ninedaysaqueen


Beta: openedlocket 

Disclaimer: No ownership of Doctor Who is claimed or implied. The Doctor, in all his glory, will always belong to the BBC. 

Rating: G/K

Genre: Crack/Fluff/Humor

Word Count: 1,200

Summary: The Doctor explains why Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is on his list of Earth-movies-that-must-never-be-watched-on-his-space-ship. Strong emphasis on the his and the must not.

Author's Notes: Contrary to what the title may imply, no portion of the TARDIS is turned into chocolate at any point in this fic. (Sorry...) The author is not responsible for any overwhelming urges to consume Wonka Bars or Jujubes upon reading this fic. ;)

Slight alteration made to cannon in the form of the founding date of the organization, UNIT. Written for the banana_crackeri's Inaugural Ficathon. 

I sincerely apologize to Roald Dahl. 

Filling this picture prompt.




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